I’m tired of these Bats on this motherf****** plane!
In case you missed it last summer, a bat got loose in the cabin of a Delta flight bound for Atlanta from Madison, Wisc. For real. No Samuel L. Jackson movie sequel.
Now, I’m cool with bats. Wish there were more of them, in fact, just not on airplanes. If I’d been on board this flight, I’d have tried to stow myself under the seat in front of me.
In this case, public health officials were worried that the bat might have had rabies and could have given it the passengers and crew. Bats that are active during the day and in public places, like, say, an airplane cabin, are particularly suspicious. -Scott Hensley